The Dog…

…is not a problem.

In photo. Wednesday is purched on the back of a cushy armchair looking out the window. We only see her profile. End photo.

It happened like this: I was watching the birds flit from tree limb to tree limb.

I had their motions calculated. I could have had any one of them if I’d been outside. But I’m inside. Inside is limited in some ways but I have toys and new-staff.
In photo. The dog is standing quietly by the gate at the outside of the room. The dog does not appear agitated nor aggressive. Wednesday is on the inside of the room. End photo.

 

 

 

Then the dog appeared. But I didn’t hear it.

See? Not to be trusted.

Probably was plotting my demise.

 

 

In photo. From the same purch on the armchair, Wednesday's eye glow a bright green-yellow. End photo.

 

I responded with old instincts not seen in this age. I certainly didn’t intend to be caught exercising a well guarded secret feline power. (I hope this doesn’t find its way the internet.)

 

In photo. The dog is seen as if spinning on the wood floor outside the gate. End photo.

 

 

The power stare had the desired effect.

The dog was completely compliant and showed proper manners from that point on.

 

 

 

In photo. Wednesday is purched on the back of a cushy armchair looking in the direction of the gate. Her eyes appear normal now. End photo.Well, to be honest, I suppose the dog had not showed any signs of aggression ever.

But she startled me. She shouldn’t have been so quiet. Cats are quiet. Normal dogs aren’t quiet but this one is. Hmm. That means this dog is not normal.

See? Not to be trusted. I’ll keep watch.
Wednesday’s Next Report.

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