Just when I thought new-staff was becoming workable, they’re gone. Gone, I tell you. Not only them but the dog too. Why didn’t they take the other cat? I’m okay with the dog. Mrrff.
Now I’ve checked everywhere but there isn’t a hint of any recent scent. So I’m certain they’re not in their area. Nor are they in my area and they’re definitely not in the place called downstairs. They’re gone.
There is another two-footer-staffer who comes in the downstairs at odd times and plays with my food and water. Mmmrrff. It’s okay but I like to get my water straight from the water pipe. Look. It’s easy.
Oh. Wait. Come back. Pfft. Water on my head.
Ahhh. There-glap-it-is-glap-glap-glap.